Sam: I have these birds crawling in my vents, and they just keep pissing me off. One day I saw them fighting, I saw one just pecking the other to death, but they make so much noise they just kept pissing me off.
Me: you should have just killed the one getting fucked up
Sam: I couldn't because i didn't know the situation. what if the one bird just came home to his wife cheating. That would be fucked up if he had to die for no reason
I LOVE MY NEIGHBORS
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